Real as Hell

I’d say heaven is a cheesy 5 layer burrito at 2:34 am, but heaven ain’t real and this motherfucker is real as hell. Each layer stacked from the inside out like the rings of some ancient tree, looking down on our measly peckers with centuries of indifference and beauty. 

The groans of pleasure while the bell fucks my fat face with steaming beans and beef and two types of fucking cheese. Who gives a fuck about types of cheese goddammit? The two types are cheese and more fucking cheese. 

I don’t give a fuck, I’ll fuck shit up. Throw back a fifth riding bitch in the truck, and letting our legs touch just a little too much. Popping a wood thinking about those hot ass beans.